My First Crappy Photo

As a new contributor to Shitterbug, I am thrilled to submit my first excrementalicious photo to the blog!

I am a bit of a Luddite, so I am always behind on procuring the latest technological gadgets. But when my 9 year old cell phone finally died a couple weeks ago, I decided to upgrade to a phone with a camera and email capabilities. Its compact, portable size now allows me the opportunity to discreetly carry photographic equipment into my office restroom and lovingly preserve the memory of my fecal offspring -- something that was not possible with my bulky digital SLR camera before. Amazing!

I purchased a data plan with my cell phone service, for unlimited web and email access, but I did not opt for a text messaging plan. My provider considers this "picture mail" as a text message, so I'll be charge 20 cents for transmitting this photo to myself. Therefore, this morning's sojourn into my office restroom joins the handful of times I've actually paid money to land a plane in the Hudson.